I am in my terrible lonely existence. I seek to find the cables to my dvd player...or enlightenment...whichever comes first.

My new apartment is like a desert wasteland. There are obstacles laying about, but few and far between...for I do not have many earthly possessions. Have I already achieved the great enlighteness I've been trying to find?

Large words escape me. Perhaps I need a dictionary? Or a thesaurs. Wait. How do you spell that? Is it a dinosaur?

Fornication was a word I looked up tonight. So was Latin. Mmmm...tasty latin. Latin on a stick. Latin roasting. Latin baked in a jubilent pie.

I am not rambling. I swear. I merely wish to show how great my typing skills can conquer the world. World. World of worlds. Sin of sins. Pig skins flying across the universe!!! They do not explode in the lack of air. Or sanity.

I am not . Dancing for all existence, for all eternity, for all soup cans. Love, love the soup cans! The soup cans of immortality. Or immorality. すごいー！　すごいーー！

Lo and behold the sheep on the horizon! The catfish on the vertical! And phoenix on the 4th dimension! MUHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Heh? Heh? Russian!
Ш сфт тще цкшеу шт Кгыышфтю Шсфт　тще　умут　ефдл　шт　Кгыышфтю　　Кгыышфтю　　ЬУР　Ьур　Ьуррррррррр!　　Здуфыу　вщ　тще　уфе　ьн　сгсгьиукю

Please do not eat my cucumber. My cucumber of great justice. Justive. Justove? Just to stove! To stove the cucumber. The cucumber of great justice!!! Steamed like so many squash and zuchini..wait..zu..zuu..zuchinni?

I love all molds. Especially those that don't exist. Oh, that temporal lobe. Lobes, lobes, lobes. Words I do not understand. Words I do not seek! Dammit random Japanese. いいえーーーー！　いいやああーーー！！！

Space between ears. That is my head. My head, like cheese. It is an exit for all stop signs. Heavenly rapture! Rupture! Breaking of spines.

The Beginning. Of all things wrinkled and steamed.